A Public Service

Staying well-groomed is more than just a vanity project; it’s a public service. A sharp haircut and a clean shave say, *“I’ve got my life together,”* even if you just Googled how to tie a tie. Trimmed nails? That’s not just for looks—it’s so you don’t end up accidentally poking someone’s eye out during a handshake. Grooming keeps acne and infections at bay, so you’re not just a handsome man; you’re a walking, talking hygiene ad. A well-groomed man is the hero we didn’t know we needed, but the one we deserve.